Lawrence lived your basic average macho lifestyle, until one night when he and his best friend, Richard, picked up a couple of women for a little fun. During the height of passion, one of the “women” playfully bit Lawrence on the butt. He didn’t think much of it until he found out that the woman wasn’t a woman at all, but a dreaded Queerwolf. To make matters worse, Lawrence discovered that because he was bitten by this creature, he will transform into one himself at every full moon. The next night, when the moon rises, Lawrence goes through a physical change; his eyelashes get longer, his wrists become limper, his butt gets fluffier, and fingernails grow out of his fingertips with red nail polish on them. Horrors! He has become a Queerwolf.