As the most powerful news program in recorded human history (and from the minds of The Onion), Onion News Network has covered some of the nation's most pressing topics. Hosted by the unflappable lead anchor, Brooke Alvarez, Onion News Network continues to be the country's number-one source for breaking news, screaming political arguments, and vital information on pop-stars. This fall, the second season of Onion News Network is guaranteed to be nothing short of a news typhoon inside of an erupting volcano of information being struck constantly by lightning bolts of fact.